the daily comment for monday, march 31, 2008

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for an ‘i hate my job monday'

on your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the  
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by johnson  
& johnson

be very sure you get this brand. when you get home, lock your doors,  
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.  
open the package and remove the thermometer. now, carefully place it  
on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. you will  
notice that in small print there is a statement:

'every rectal thermometer made by johnson & johnson is personally  
tested and then sanitized. '

now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'i am so glad i do  
not work in the thermometer quality control department at johnson &  
johnson.'

have a nice day

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