the daily comment for tuesday, july 29, 2008

[thedailycomment at hobbit-hillton.org]

day of the cat:

cat mind games:
* race through the house, hair on end and stop in an attack pose. then
walk of nonchalantly. repeat as necessary.
* Play with invisible objects.

top 10 indications that cats are the evolutionary descendants of dragons *
really wicked breath.
* ability to monitor its territory while seemingly asleep.
* Enjoy toying with mortals.

cat to english dictionary
cat phrase:
mroow
meaning:
i have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. how am i
doing?

Cat phrase:
gakk-ak-ak
meaning:
my digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. wherever could this
have come from? i shall leave it here upon the carpeting.